i was raised by wolves in a family of nine children mommy was a hard workin' woman but daddy went out and drank his life away we never had enough money we had to eat the family dog to survive good old skipper the girl i loved ran off with one of them city men with shiny cars and eyes that never stay still i was trapped in a snowstorm in college and had to eat my best friend's toes we never recovered from that then i found out i had cancer then i found out my new dog had cancer my wife left me my husband left me after her they said they just weren't comfortable with polygamy and married each other instead of me and the red sox still haven't won a world series
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real talk, batdog
i was raised by wolves
in a family of nine children
mommy was a hard workin' woman
but daddy went out and drank his life away
we never had enough money
we had to eat the family dog to survive
good old skipper
the girl i loved ran off with one of them city men with shiny cars and eyes that never stay still
i was trapped in a snowstorm in college and had to eat my best friend's toes
we never recovered from that
then i found out i had cancer
then i found out my new dog had cancer
my wife left me
my husband left me after her
they said they just weren't comfortable with polygamy
and married each other instead of me
and the red sox still haven't won a world series
that's my excuse