rubikscomplex: (pills | fiddle)
Gregory House, MD ([personal profile] rubikscomplex) wrote 2016-08-22 04:34 am (UTC)

then i'm going to request your weirdo video game potion
and when that doesn't work
i'm putting you on 10 mg of oxycodone x2 per day
it's the most commonly prescribed medication for chronic pain
most common side effects:
nausea, pruritus (itchy skin), drowsiness, constipation, and vomiting

you might not get any of those
they might be mild enough to be better than the pain
you can tell me if it's not working after two weeks and we'll switch you

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