[well that sure is a column of baffling and insulting garbage. She leaves House sitting in suspense for a few minutes as she reads it through a few times and decides how to tackle it.]
One. That's very specific, and it's ridiculous. No.
Two. I haven't the slightest idea what red paint or cosmetics have to do with animal experimentation, but at least we've finally agreed on something.
Three. Monkeys, apes; what's the difference? And I will absolutely not show you my tail. You asked for text, so that's what you've got.
Before you called me an experiment, you called me something else: "another kin"? I can't remember. Tell me what you meant.
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One. That's very specific, and it's ridiculous. No.
Two. I haven't the slightest idea what red paint or cosmetics have to do with animal experimentation, but at least we've finally agreed on something.
Three. Monkeys, apes; what's the difference? And I will absolutely not show you my tail. You asked for text, so that's what you've got.
Before you called me an experiment, you called me something else: "another kin"? I can't remember. Tell me what you meant.
[she sends that, then quickly sends a follow-up:]
Concisely.