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Davesprite ([personal profile] mrcreamsicles) wrote in [personal profile] rubikscomplex 2017-11-09 09:03 am (UTC)

ok i recognize youre going all rocky and bullwinkle on me but
just for this
can you use any name but natasha
also what the fuck is a winkle
did anybody ever answer that
it sounds like a weird dick euphemism until some smart aleck comes up and tells you its actually some obscure body part nobody thought needed a name until it did
like weenis
some douchebag in high school cracking up at his bestie
ew man i can see you weenis
put that shit away
dudes all checking his fly but its zipped up tighter than moms lips about the secret of where santas presents really come from
ill tell you when youre older junior
except now youre older and you coulda sworn weenis had to be obvious
like how on the long bulbous nose can you get
ween plus a rhyme
until dumbfuck mcgee busts past his gigglefit long enough to tell you its your elbow skin
and you just barely resist the urge to deck him for the whole experience
thanks bro
thanks a lot
for making me obsess over my possible dick slip in public
so maybe a winkle is just that area behind the back of your knee idk
i dont want to think about bulls winkles anymore
it can stay as much a mystery as why the cold war is alive and well in norfinbury
or maybe not alive and well
but worth the commemoration of whatever scrubbers usually erase this shit
maybe thats why they brought karkat here
he used a sickle for his strife specibus before this
sorry eve but this alien doesnt know what a marx is
and the only little red book hes interested in is if its got romance in it

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