[ Will's lips twitched and he couldn't resist the obvious joke; even if it was aimed at himself. ]

Even my dick's not long enough to reach someone in another room. Cybering would still involve interacting. I'll leave that to you and make a note to tease you about condoms and pregnancy tests after the fact.

[ Nope. He has not forgotten that!

The ex-profiler wasn't going to try to hold back the conversation and make hay out of his comment, listing House among people he could tolerate. It was the truth and Will wasn't entirely sure why or when, but he did know that he could breath when he was around House. And he knew enough about his own fragile mental state to realize how rare it was to feel comfortable around someone.

It was the thing that gave him pause when he planned out how to make sure he ended up in the suit. There was no fear of pain or death. Even though he knew Hannibal was not going to be pleased, he also understood that the doctor's curiosity would bring him back around.

But House?

Losing House was going to hurt, and hurt in a way that he was particularly vulnerable too. ]