I am not. [The answer is sharp and immediate, and telling as such.] I speak five languages. I can quote Plato and Aristotle. I know how to calculate latitude and as much longitude as anyone. And anyone who really had me and didn't keep me would be sorry. [She breathes in sharply.]

And anyway the smartest man I know can't even ride a horse. So if glitch you wants to abuse either of us with this nonsense he can go stick it under a donkey's tail!