IC Contact (Snowblind)

[rubikscomplex]

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[devoutish]

That's not an option.

[rubikscomplex]

well it's really easy if you find some lube
a long, blunt, thick object...

[devoutish]

I've still got that list of your supplies that you gave me. How much of that do you still have? And how much did you leave off, mate? All the best things, yeah?

[rubikscomplex]

none of it
the joker stole my crap when he was holding me freaking hostage
thanks for asking

[devoutish]

Did he? Now, that's a shame.

[Also not something Alfie 100% believes, but Royce can always check.]

[rubikscomplex]

crying shame
and like i said before
you can go screw yourself
she handed me the picture and said she made it for me
it became mine
you don't get to decide what i can do with my things

[devoutish]

[That is... honestly a fair point, especially since Alfie isn't actually that concerned about the fate of Emily's picture. But he's cool with not being entirely fair, and it's far more than just this that House owes them for, after all.]

Yeah, I suppose she got a good lesson from that, didn't she.

[rubikscomplex]

guess so
life sucks
and sometimes all your hard work gets trashed in an instant for no reason

[devoutish]

Yeah. And sometimes you need to trade for paper that was gifted to you.

[rubikscomplex]

last i checked you weren't here, papa bear
and your pet has a thing about being ordered around
sick him on me
i'm bringing up gwen
as loudly and as publicly as i need to after he murders me again in front of four other people
including two children
and i come back
like i always do

[devoutish]

Nobody's murdering anyone, mate. Calm down.

[God, he needs to talk to Royce now, doesn't he.]

[rubikscomplex]

then back off, solomons
because you know i can break him with this

[devoutish]

[If it were someone else, he might say He's stronger than you think - but even though he believes that, he thinks House would take it as a challenge, and he doesn't want to bargain with Royce like that.]

Does it bother you, that you've got nothing to threaten me with?

[rubikscomplex]

i've got him
and you caring about what those kids and tifa might think of him
that's enough

[devoutish]

You think that's the important thing, to me? What they think of him?

[rubikscomplex]

i think you don't want you buddy to wind up on elric's list and become a pariah
i can make that happen even if he doesn't touch me ever again

[devoutish]

Yeah, you've got me there, mate; I would hate to associate with a known criminal.

[rubikscomplex]

mmhmm
and when i tell them where he got the scalpel?
your life gets ten times harder
i mean
i guess you're used to that with the whole jew thing
and even the joker has some pals
but try just going about your business with the local hero squad actively pissed at you

[devoutish]

Right; are we still basing this conversation on your assumption that I'm using him to put out a hit on you?

[rubikscomplex]

nope
were basing it on you supplying the raging maniac with his murder weapons
because that's just the kinda pal you are

[devoutish]

So why haven't you told everyone about me, mate? I'm sure you've got a reason.

[rubikscomplex]

you don't have many pressure points
i'm considering this to be one of them
i screwed over rhys and epps and beckett's reputations in one fell swoop once
consider me willing to do it again
oh
and i'll get both of your beacons turned on
i know you're real keen on the whole attracting anomalies thing

[devoutish]

[And that is definitely a threat he's worried about.]

I wonder what you think would happen, if you did. Is it the same thing that I think would happen? I don't think it is.

[rubikscomplex]

dunno
what're you thinking, boss?
contrary to popular opinion
i'm not a mind-reader

[devoutish]

No, I'd rather hear your thoughts first.