[Okay, House was looking through his Charlie's post already, but the private message and the song choice makes him smirk and flip his audio on as he and Wilson are walking.]
You're really asking me to test my range with MJ if you want me to sing that, dude. Take it down an octave, I'll rock your night.
i can prescribe you something stronger the only thing that used to work for me was meds and zoning out while i worked on something else or did some repetitive action until it died down enough to actually function
[This may, in fact, explain more about his compulsive nature than House would like.]
[Charlie dramatically drops his hands to his sides and groans. Wow they totally had a super cool secret code thing going and House ruined it. But having someone cool to make music with is more important.]
[House doesn't bother to answer the first question. It should be patently obvious.]
people react differently to medication ever actually taken vicodin? i'm on 80 mg/day they've taken one of my pills? that's 20 mg/day at most do i act dumb like them?
[No. Absolutely no. That is not an acceptable thing to say. He's locked out. House can guess that easily enough. He wouldn't be contacted if it were a monster.]
where are you? don't just freaking sit on top of the snow if there are any banks start digging yourself a cave and get inside get inside and seal it up except for a tiny hole for air find something it doesn't matter what try to construct a tent if you have any materials don't just die, you idiot
[There's something aching in his chest. Everyone dies here. Why had he thought threatening Luna would change that. Everyone dies.]
jim is a moron and "potion" says nothing about its chemical mixture do you actually know what's in one? if you have a formula or ingredients i can ask the admin she made angel's off-world bullshit
other than that i've got earth medicines i can prescribe
[ What House gets to miss out on is Zell grumping in Jim's general direction about the moron remark, while Jim is unaffected by the insult. He responds after he's good.
Still grumping under his breath as he sends a list of ingredients found inside of a potion.
Then he reads the rest of House's message. ]
Whoa. Wait. Angel's off-world bullshit? Something wrong with her?
[Zell, this is a bullshit ingredients list, as well.]
ever wondered why she died? good go ask her
and how the hell am i supposed to assign dosage instructions on this? do you drink the whole freaking bottle like a video game character? or do you take it in ounces???
[Wow, hello, depressing music. But sure. House begins to sing, voice a little breathy as he's walking along, but a clear and solid baritone, and he certainly knows all the words to sing along with Charlie.]
Well, that was depressing, but satisfying. How's about "The Sound of Silence," ace?
then i'm going to request your weirdo video game potion and when that doesn't work i'm putting you on 10 mg of oxycodone x2 per day it's the most commonly prescribed medication for chronic pain most common side effects: nausea, pruritus (itchy skin), drowsiness, constipation, and vomiting
you might not get any of those they might be mild enough to be better than the pain you can tell me if it's not working after two weeks and we'll switch you
[ His usual abundance of energy was running low. He can't really muster enough to type out an argue about how it's not a weirdo potion or idk spiders. Takes a few minutes before he sends another message. ]
Okay, cool. I'll let you know if it works. Thanks.
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