[ What House gets to miss out on is Zell grumping in Jim's general direction about the moron remark, while Jim is unaffected by the insult. He responds after he's good.
Still grumping under his breath as he sends a list of ingredients found inside of a potion.
Then he reads the rest of House's message. ]
Whoa. Wait. Angel's off-world bullshit? Something wrong with her?
[Zell, this is a bullshit ingredients list, as well.]
ever wondered why she died? good go ask her
and how the hell am i supposed to assign dosage instructions on this? do you drink the whole freaking bottle like a video game character? or do you take it in ounces???
then i'm going to request your weirdo video game potion and when that doesn't work i'm putting you on 10 mg of oxycodone x2 per day it's the most commonly prescribed medication for chronic pain most common side effects: nausea, pruritus (itchy skin), drowsiness, constipation, and vomiting
you might not get any of those they might be mild enough to be better than the pain you can tell me if it's not working after two weeks and we'll switch you
[ His usual abundance of energy was running low. He can't really muster enough to type out an argue about how it's not a weirdo potion or idk spiders. Takes a few minutes before he sends another message. ]
Okay, cool. I'll let you know if it works. Thanks.
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Still grumping under his breath as he sends a list of ingredients found inside of a potion.
Then he reads the rest of House's message. ]
Whoa. Wait. Angel's off-world bullshit?
Something wrong with her?
no subject
ever wondered why she died?
good
go ask her
and how the hell am i supposed to assign dosage instructions on this?
do you drink the whole freaking bottle like a video game character?
or do you take it in ounces???
no subject
Yeah. You drink the whole bottle.
The admin probably won't go for it.
They took away the ones I had when I arrived.
no subject
and when that doesn't work
i'm putting you on 10 mg of oxycodone x2 per day
it's the most commonly prescribed medication for chronic pain
most common side effects:
nausea, pruritus (itchy skin), drowsiness, constipation, and vomiting
you might not get any of those
they might be mild enough to be better than the pain
you can tell me if it's not working after two weeks and we'll switch you
no subject
Okay, cool.
I'll let you know if it works.
Thanks.
no subject
[That's all you're getting, Zell. Sorry.]