bookofnope: (oh must we)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-20 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
How pleasant to think you made the best out of a bad situation. Did you keep a score card? Was there bingo?
bookofnope: (oh must we)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-24 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, fumbling desperately to get one's jollies before your balls can be used to chill cocktails does get old.
bookofnope: (creepy glow eyes thing)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-25 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I called to see whether you were still sane. For you, anyway.
bookofnope: (creepy glow eyes thing)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-25 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. At least it was fifteen and not two hundred.

[He's not really trying to give perspective here he's just being sad.]

Let us drop 'sane', but I am impressed that any of us are at all functioning. Here's to.
bookofnope: (creepy glow eyes thing)

cw suicidal ideation, idk how it always gets there with those two

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-30 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't know. Back when I was thinking of just sitting still I found the cold an incentive. Honestly, I sometimes think we should be a lot more self-congratulatory here.
bookofnope: (oh must we)

cw suicidal ideation

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-30 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goddamnit House he was trying to make you both feel better.]

Goodness knows I'm not about to sing your praises in sexual ecstasy. But you might at least admire what absolutely superhuman boneheaded spite is required to persist, in the face of all we've endured, in just plain being you.
bookofnope: (creepy glow eyes thing)

cw suicidal ideation

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-30 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
While we, of course, are beyond such childish fancies?
bookofnope: (creepy glow eyes thing)

cw suicidal ideation

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-30 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not really off something when you're still trying to get it no matter what. But I like spite as a motivator. I'll drink to that, with the blood I'm not really off.
bookofnope: (creepy glow eyes thing)

cw addiction

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-30 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. I'm not getting into the drug market again, once was enough. Am I permanently 'babe' now, or was that a slip?
bookofnope: (oh must we)

oh here goes

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Leave Dracula out of it. He was a better lay than you.
bookofnope: (the skeptic)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-12-01 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I did, and I enjoyed it.
bookofnope: (lol neonates)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-12-01 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He was the novel's inspiration. Are you having another "my reality is the only valid one" moment, or are you jealous?
bookofnope: (oh must we)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-12-03 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
At least the dead bodies were clean and in fine upkeep. By this point we all smell worse than any zombie I've ever known.
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