IC Contact (Snowblind)

[rubikscomplex]

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[bookofnope]

I did, and I enjoyed it.

[rubikscomplex]

i'm hanging up now
i don't wanna hear about your fictional vampire sex romp

[bookofnope]

He was the novel's inspiration. Are you having another "my reality is the only valid one" moment, or are you jealous?

[rubikscomplex]

two dead bodies making sweet, sweet love
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
let's consider the relative hotness lvl

yeah, definitely a "your reality is stupid and shouldn't work" moment there

[bookofnope]

At least the dead bodies were clean and in fine upkeep. By this point we all smell worse than any zombie I've ever known.

[rubikscomplex]

so meet me in a house with hot water next time

[bookofnope]

I'm sorry, next time?

[rubikscomplex]

[He realizes belatedly that tone doesn't carry terribly well.]

i was being sarcastic

[Mostly. Probably.]

should is start adding ;)
or j/k?

[bookofnope]

I'd be alarmed if people couldn't tell my sarcasm apart from my flirting.

[rubikscomplex]

that's because no one expects you to be flirting

[bookofnope]

None of you are really up to my standards.

[rubikscomplex]

says the guy who's tried to rip out my throat
lobotomize me
and then sex me up in an alternate future bullshit timeline

[bookofnope]

You say that like I led you into sin and robbed you of your innocence. As I recall it was your idea.

[It might not have been, but this is His Truth.]

[rubikscomplex]

as i recall
you're about a bajillion years older than me
cradle-robber
you're the one who's supposed to be responsible

[bookofnope]

And you're the professional, rational doctor. I'm just a vampire. You used me for your weird fetishes, didn't you?

[rubikscomplex]

"professional" doctor?
oh god
you've got a medical kink

[bookofnope]

Right. Yes. And that is why I keep getting sick. I just want you to heal me with your body.

[rubikscomplex]

i knew it!







but srsly, dude
bro code
we never talk about this again
like ever

[bookofnope]

I have no idea what a brocode is, but since we are miraculously in agreement, let us see that as a sign, and never talk about this again.




Unless we have reason to torture someone, anyway

[rubikscomplex]

yeah
i think we can use that as the torture of last resort
cheers, bro
ttyl