IC Contact (Snowblind)

[rubikscomplex]

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cw suicidal ideation

[bookofnope]

While we, of course, are beyond such childish fancies?

cw suicidal ideation

[rubikscomplex]

i'm off vicodin
spiting strange helped way more than the hope
that's for sure
if you do run across him
feel free to gut check him and steal my meds back, though

cw suicidal ideation

[bookofnope]

You're not really off something when you're still trying to get it no matter what. But I like spite as a motivator. I'll drink to that, with the blood I'm not really off.

cw addiction

[rubikscomplex]

[A smile twitches at House's lips as he reads that.]

i didn't say "and give it to me"
pay attention, babe
i just don't want him to have them

cw addiction

[bookofnope]

Oh, no. I'm not getting into the drug market again, once was enough. Am I permanently 'babe' now, or was that a slip?

cw addiction

[rubikscomplex]

you prefer fangs?
becky?
dracula?

oh here goes

[bookofnope]

Leave Dracula out of it. He was a better lay than you.

[rubikscomplex]

omg
you did not

[bookofnope]

I did, and I enjoyed it.

[rubikscomplex]

i'm hanging up now
i don't wanna hear about your fictional vampire sex romp

[bookofnope]

He was the novel's inspiration. Are you having another "my reality is the only valid one" moment, or are you jealous?

[rubikscomplex]

two dead bodies making sweet, sweet love
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
let's consider the relative hotness lvl

yeah, definitely a "your reality is stupid and shouldn't work" moment there

[bookofnope]

At least the dead bodies were clean and in fine upkeep. By this point we all smell worse than any zombie I've ever known.

[rubikscomplex]

so meet me in a house with hot water next time

[bookofnope]

I'm sorry, next time?

[rubikscomplex]

[He realizes belatedly that tone doesn't carry terribly well.]

i was being sarcastic

[Mostly. Probably.]

should is start adding ;)
or j/k?

[bookofnope]

I'd be alarmed if people couldn't tell my sarcasm apart from my flirting.

[rubikscomplex]

that's because no one expects you to be flirting

[bookofnope]

None of you are really up to my standards.

[rubikscomplex]

says the guy who's tried to rip out my throat
lobotomize me
and then sex me up in an alternate future bullshit timeline

[bookofnope]

You say that like I led you into sin and robbed you of your innocence. As I recall it was your idea.

[It might not have been, but this is His Truth.]

[rubikscomplex]

as i recall
you're about a bajillion years older than me
cradle-robber
you're the one who's supposed to be responsible

[bookofnope]

And you're the professional, rational doctor. I'm just a vampire. You used me for your weird fetishes, didn't you?

[rubikscomplex]

"professional" doctor?
oh god
you've got a medical kink

[bookofnope]

Right. Yes. And that is why I keep getting sick. I just want you to heal me with your body.