[The nonchalance does make him wonder, but House isn't the person who asks those questions unless it's to needle someone when they're seriously annoying him or have decided they want to play psychoanalyst. Coughangelcough.]
withholding much? i bet no one ever invited you to sprite prom
[Not like Davesprite would give an easy answer, even if not for House being House. Dave got to come to terms with all that; Davesprite has yet to hit the mark.]
sprite prom wasnt a thing because the only others around were a dead grandma clown and a tentacled cat princess and i aint into that youre missing the point i could show you but its funnier letting you do your backhanded begging routine
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rubikscomplex) wrote2015-08-27 10:05 am
cw: continued implications because how else to handle this than being inappropriately nonchalant
no shit it wouldnt kill me
i am as manspritely as i want to be but the answers still no
[If only he'd been grabbed three years earlier, he would have been leaking the stuff all over from his injuries, but here we are.]
no subject
withholding much?
i bet no one ever invited you to sprite prom
no subject
sprite prom wasnt a thing because the only others around were a dead grandma clown and a tentacled cat princess
and i aint into that
youre missing the point
i could show you
but its funnier letting you do your backhanded begging routine
no subject
i didn't realize you had such lofty standards
[Let's just redirect the conversation since he's not getting what he wants.]
no subject
let alone read the mysteries within
[If you're gonna throw bullshit at him he'll throw it right back.]
cw: implied underage sex
do you even have a bone to throw her?
HOUSE.... (I expected he'd pull that sooner or later)
im not answering any questions about the existential status of my teenage dick
ever
were done talking
[TURNING OFF HIS TABLET.]
no subject