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[rubikscomplex]

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@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

[Why do you do this to yourself, Davesprite?]

well, gee
i haven't been keeping up with the latest teen romance flick
but as far as i know
she's just a small town girl
doggy ears and gave space a whirl
she took the crazy train
going anywhere
he's just an insane boy
kidnaps, murders, and annoys
he took the crazy train
going anywhere

[mrcreamsicles]

[Because he hates himself, clearly.]

shut the fuck up
then unshut up and get to the point
are you serious about the kidnapping and murdering

[rubikscomplex]

i'm serious about the kidnapping and wanting to murder people
he's got the slenderman in his head

retconning the date to 158 as discussed o7

[mrcreamsicles]

ok so
on one hand im not remotely surprised
on the other this is exactly the kind of crazy ass horseshit i was hoping against
is the slenderman that eldritch nonsense jade said messed him up
what do you know about that whole situation

[rubikscomplex]

dude
is there some reason you're coming to me for the deets?
i love to gossip as much as any of the other girls
but am i getting something out of this?

[mrcreamsicles]

id say trying to get jade away from a potential murderer is its own reward but you wouldnt be asking if that were enough
is this you hassling me for my blood again

[rubikscomplex]

"hassling" is such a dirty word
i prefer "hasslings"
i'm hasslings you for your blood
one quick pic, bro
i won't even ask about below the belt again
but it's a cloaca, right?

cw: joking about sexual abuse

[mrcreamsicles]

[Why did he ever think this was a good idea?]

you know i could report this whole thing to the network
creepy doctor harasses underage teen about his mystery junk
get stranger danger alerts added to the walls next to the maps i keep seeing
dr @hotstud_xxx house wants to get down and pedernasty with the local youth

cw: joking about sexual abuse

[rubikscomplex]

i mean you could
i'm a creepy hobo with a beard
who claims he's a doctor
put that in
adds some punch

cw: joking about sexual abuse

[mrcreamsicles]

associates with innocent two year olds too
this shit writes itself

[rubikscomplex]

sounds like you're set, bro
don't need me here
carry on

[Unless you want to show him the apple juice blood.]

[mrcreamsicles]

nah
we both know youre still jonesing for a peep of my weird sprite blood
whats the deal with that
tell me why you want to see so bad and i might consider making a deal

[rubikscomplex]

i'm a doctor
take a wild guess

[mrcreamsicles]

theres other doctors here and they havent bugged me about it
youre persistent too

[rubikscomplex]

they're just quitters
and i'm bored

[mrcreamsicles]

hm
so what else can i get out of this
1. info on the whole brian slenderman brain fuckery whatever and why jade trusts him so much
2. no more below the belt questions ever
3. fill in the blank

[He's the only sprite around, let alone half-human half-bird version. If he's going to make a deal, why not make the most of it?]

[rubikscomplex]

3. i refrain from telling everyone you wet the bed in your human form

[House can start annoying rumors, bro.]

[mrcreamsicles]

so is the being a dick thing genetic or is it an acquired condition

[rubikscomplex]

are you asking me to diss my parents' genes or their parenting style?
someone has daddy and/or mommy issues

[mrcreamsicles]

whatever you say francine

[But he gets the point. House is a dick no matter what the cause.]

so things stand as points 1 and 2
plus 3 for no rumors
are you willing to do now and later with this
you give me half the info now as a show of good faith
i show you the blood
and the rest after

[rubikscomplex]

sure
you want slenderman or trust first?

[mrcreamsicles]

slenderman
that way i know exactly how freaked out to be about why she trusts him

[rubikscomplex]

[Good. He was hoping you'd pick that one.]

what i know is from a couple of other guys from his world who're dead
he was supposedly attacked and mindscrewed by something called the operator
i'm sorry
the ⨂perator
if you see any of those stupid x's through o's or 0's, they're because of him
anyway
this thing is basically some sort of monster that chases people around and turns them into slaves looking for something called "the ark"
which is supposed to have the answers
to life, the universe, and everything

i tried telling him it was 42
but he's apparently not a douglas adams fan

anywho
he's obsessed with the ark
hates people who call him sick
even though he has seizures and coughs up blood on the regular
and is completely non-verbal

he's also got a hateboner on for a guy named alex
who murdered another one of his friends
so he wants to murder this guy
who apparently was the one who brought the operator down on everyone's head in the first place

[mrcreamsicles]

[And this is exactly why he asked. It certainly puts shit in perspective, and answers a few other questions besides. He takes a moment just to rub at the bridge of his nose and try to absorb it all. It helps to know he wasn't wrong for being suspicious.]

so that budges the freakout meter up a few ticks
answers what the heck those slashy os ive seen were too
and the ark
and why ive seen him pop pills a couple times
glad im keeping my distance tonight
jade already said that operator thing is like a horrorterror and a first guardian combined
which if she hasnt explained is like
horrorterrors are giant space calamari beyond mortal comprehension living on the edge of reality
and first guardians are omnipotent things that are supposed to be for protecting a planet but whose powers can be drastically misused if put in the wrong hands
which is something weve seen up close and personal
just to add that extra take on how fucked up this is

[A pause, then—]

so
blood now right
you ready

[rubikscomplex]

i was born ready