You really enjoy sending other people to do the dirty work, don't you.
[ Half a tease. Half serious. Seriously, microchips. Vents. What else? Yes, they're unlikely to fit up there. He won't deny that. This could also ultimately benefit everyone as a whole, too. But he's not really one for risking death by spiders or something... ]
Ever seen a fat-tailed scorpion? They don't look like much, but they'll kill a couple of people every year. Sting hurts like hell, and they hang out in pavement and building cracks just waiting to screw you over. I lived in Egypt for a couple years. I can deal with those bastards, I can deal with some mechanical spiders.
And I guess we'll never know what I am good at. Such a tragedy. But maybe fewer people will bother me. In the meantime, keep an eye out for a kid that doesn't have a big brother hovering. And don't be too worried if we're microchipped somewhere we can't get to without more sophisticated surgical equipment.
[If Zack's going to be a dick, House is happy to toss out something that will up his paranoia.]
They might be better off that way. [ Is there a smile in his voice? Possibly. At this point, Zack's not adverse to his potential for dickery. And seeing as he's in a dick mood, well. Sorry, House, but this time? It's not in the cards. And may be more than all the reason why he's ignoring that comment about sophisticated surgery. ]
Anyway, I'll keep an eye out for that kid. [ And likely keep him away from "Stud" if he can. ] See ya. [ Only not.
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[ Because he's assuming that's the only reason sticking a kid in a vent wouldn't fly. ]
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[ IS THIS ANOTHER CHILD? LIKE. SERIOUSLY, MAN. SERIOUSLY?
Not that he's a big fan of annoying pickpocket kids, but you know... ]
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[ It is absolutely another child. Also one that House does not believe, but so it goes. ]
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[ Half a tease. Half serious. Seriously, microchips. Vents. What else? Yes, they're unlikely to fit up there. He won't deny that. This could also ultimately benefit everyone as a whole, too. But he's not really one for risking death by spiders or something... ]
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Well, I definitely know what you're not good at.
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[If Zack's going to be a dick, House is happy to toss out something that will up his paranoia.]
ffff;;; Short thread is short;;;
Anyway, I'll keep an eye out for that kid. [ And likely keep him away from "Stud" if he can. ] See ya. [ Only not.
Click. ]