[House hangs up, wondering what the hell Pierce is up to. This has to be some kind of reverse psychology bullshit with him not really taking much advantage of House's current condition. He can fret over it while wondering what to do about the situation with Bucky, at least.]
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you assume correctly
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At least you are well in hand now.
[Why yes, he made that pun just for you.]
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[Under most circumstances, he would think it was funny. Under these? Not so much.]
have you gotten what you want, yet?
i can't actually hang up on you
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Ah yes, you can't actually make a decision. Do hang up, Doctor House. We will no doubt find time to text again.
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