[You're enjoying making him suffer is what you're doing, Davespite. He will make you suffer when this is over. He just has to make it to Day 343. 343 and he's home free with a new glitter text app and another bottle of Vicodin.
captain invincible wants advice on how to start a niche porn empire and karkats alive again so im going to point him at him if you dont speak up i wont share how much he yells at me for it
[Nnnngh... Why the hell had Will mentioned the self-imposed exile. He's the worst minion ever. He really wants to comment on the niche porn empire. It's not fair!]
nathans talking about jacking off with the pages of one of his books are you sure you dont want in on this house karkat and i are going to be going to res zone 3 too are you sure you dont want to point me at something useful im ready and willing got my mind wide open for ideas
[And when Will has the audacity to tell him to stop, Davesprite ups the ante by swapping to audio and cawing loudly and obnoxiously like a jackass. Enjoy the avian serenade, House.]
[House doesn't look at this message until much later, after the mess with biting Will is finished. He still doesn't respond, but there's some comfort in seeing that, going to check the arrivals, and knowing Davesprite is tormenting Will for his sins. Thank you, bird friend. You done good.]
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rubikscomplex) wrote2015-08-27 10:05 am
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Stoooooooop it until then.]
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and karkats alive again so im going to point him at him
if you dont speak up i wont share how much he yells at me for it
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are you sure you dont want in on this house
karkat and i are going to be going to res zone 3 too
are you sure you dont want to point me at something useful
im ready and willing
got my mind wide open for ideas
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[But Davesprite does give up here, at least, because he has to leave this morgue sometime. He's got traveling to do.]
surprise 2/2
hey house
will is refusing to tell you something
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