IC Contact (Snowblind)

[rubikscomplex]

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[mrcreamsicles]

yeah no
thats not my goal there
dudes weird but whatever its not my business

[House couldn't be more off the mark.]

[rubikscomplex]

[Well, now. That's an interesting response. House goes to actually read through the conversations Davesprite has had so far on the Admin's intro post. And damn, he must have switched to private with Jade immediately.]

is she an ex?
the one before the alien, i mean

[mrcreamsicles]

[Damnit, House. He's just going to put his face into his palm over here.]

the alien thing was a joke about some conversation i maybe half remember when i countertrolled a dude who didnt have the first clue of how to troll properly
jade was after not before but this has nothing to do with it
thanks for prying btw really appreciate it

[rubikscomplex]

[Davesprite, why in god's name are you admitting to this? House is fine with it, but you're shooting yourself in the... snake tail here, kid.]

that's what i'm here for, buddy
so puppy-chan found a new beau and you're bummed?
if it makes you feel better
i'm pretty sure you're cuter

[mrcreamsicles]

[He's got the impression House would keep digging if he didn't say it. It's similar to why he showed him his face earlier—he didn't know he was the House he was warned about, but when he guessed so accurately about the snake tail bird thing, there wasn't much point denying what would inevitably come out anyway.]

oh my god no
it has nothing to do with romance
you dont know the first thing about it

[rubikscomplex]

you're from a different point in time
aren't you?

[Because if it's not romance, it's probably timeline shenanigans in this place.]

[mrcreamsicles]

dude

[Are you shitting him, House. How do you do that?]

[rubikscomplex]

bro

[He's been here a while, Davesprite. And also experienced the uncomfortable, mildly horrifying sensation that comes with having one of the people closest to you be from the wrong point in time.]

[mrcreamsicles]

its complicated
for a whole lot of reasons you wouldnt understand
and not really your business beyond that

[rubikscomplex]

"it's complicated" and "you wouldnt understand"
is teenager code for
"i wanna paint my walls black and angst
so i can feel cooler and mope without reproach"
i'm hip to your lingo

[mrcreamsicles]

you could barely wrap your head around why im a bird
just trust me on this

[He's not wrong, though.]

[rubikscomplex]

i said your explanation and life are bullshit
i didn't say i don't understand it

[mrcreamsicles]

if its bullshit then this is bullshit 3000
im on the turbo train to a vast bucket of hogwash
shooting through nonsense tunnels 10 miles long
if i even tried to get into it you would think im making something up to get around admitting my real problems and then keep teasing me about all the teenaged angst crawling in my radioactive nacho skin
which is not cue to tell me to try it anyway because im not getting into it with some trumped up jackass who likes to hassle people for personal details

[rubikscomplex]

"trumped up"?
wow
harsh much, dude?

[He also likes just messing with people. There's that, too.]

[mrcreamsicles]

just calling it like i see it

[rubikscomplex]

maybe get your sunglasses checked, then, corey hart

[mrcreamsicles]

dont hate
these are authentic memorabilia im wearing

[Or they were, before getting alchemized with his iPhone and turned orange through prototyping. Whatever.]

also theyre ironic

[rubikscomplex]

i stand corrected alanis morissette
why don't you tell me your personal definition of ironic?

[mrcreamsicles]

theyre a stupid accessory from a silly movie worn by a guy with a weird face
plus its night and im indoors in a house with no electricity
what part of me keeping them close like my hearts true love is not ironic
this is entry level shit here man

[rubikscomplex]

i wouldn't say your face is weird, kiddo
love yourself more

[mrcreamsicles]

im talking about ben stiller

[rubikscomplex]

but you're comparing yourself to him through irony
or is the irony here
that you're a real hot stud and he was only a poser?
i mean
you look like someone dumped a bottle of spray-on tan over your everything
but some chicks dig that
boys, too, i'm sure

[mrcreamsicles]

you tell me hotstud_xxx
one pedoxenozoophile stud to nubile apprentice
is the marinated in dorito dust look really gonna sell

[rubikscomplex]

okay, well first off
branding
doritos bring to mind basement-dwelling loserdom
what we really need to do is market you as your daily dose of orange juice
you wouldn't leave for the day without sucking down a tall glass of that sweet, tangy nectar from the gods

you see where i'm going with this, i hope

[mrcreamsicles]

no can do
i could try but the facade would crack faster than an octogenarian hip against a flight of cement stairs
apple juice is my one true love
i cant betray it
ive filled my veins with that sweet elixir and if you cut me ill bleed the truth