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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-16 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
just calling it like i see it
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-18 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
dont hate
these are authentic memorabilia im wearing


[Or they were, before getting alchemized with his iPhone and turned orange through prototyping. Whatever.]

also theyre ironic
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-18 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
theyre a stupid accessory from a silly movie worn by a guy with a weird face
plus its night and im indoors in a house with no electricity
what part of me keeping them close like my hearts true love is not ironic
this is entry level shit here man
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-18 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
im talking about ben stiller
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-18 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
you tell me hotstud_xxx
one pedoxenozoophile stud to nubile apprentice
is the marinated in dorito dust look really gonna sell
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-18 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
no can do
i could try but the facade would crack faster than an octogenarian hip against a flight of cement stairs
apple juice is my one true love
i cant betray it
ive filled my veins with that sweet elixir and if you cut me ill bleed the truth
Edited 2016-09-18 18:02 (UTC)
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-19 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
nah

[It's not actually apple juice, but he's not gonna scratch himself just to show off the yellow glowy stuff he does have.]
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-19 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
im sure
but what about you
is being a window new or were you always like this
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-19 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
he must be proud of you
anyway
i dont feel like bleeding
so im not going to
if i get a cut later or whatever ill find out then
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cw: continued implications because how else to handle this than being inappropriately nonchalant

[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-20 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
whats getting raised if you dont get your ass kicked sometimes

no shit it wouldnt kill me
i am as manspritely as i want to be but the answers still no


[If only he'd been grabbed three years earlier, he would have been leaking the stuff all over from his injuries, but here we are.]
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-20 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not like Davesprite would give an easy answer, even if not for House being House. Dave got to come to terms with all that; Davesprite has yet to hit the mark.]

sprite prom wasnt a thing because the only others around were a dead grandma clown and a tentacled cat princess
and i aint into that
youre missing the point
i could show you
but its funnier letting you do your backhanded begging routine
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-09-20 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
the tome of romantic standards for teenaged half crows is so thick not even i can lift it
let alone read the mysteries within


[If you're gonna throw bullshit at him he'll throw it right back.]