IC Contact (Snowblind)

[rubikscomplex]

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@featherydouche; text; day 156 evening

[mrcreamsicles]

so how come when it comes to a girl stitched together out of corpses youre all go on and tell people nobody will give a shit
but the moment you see me youre calling me some freakish genetic experiment

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

clearly i'm gay and a pedophile and a xenophile
it's just my way of pulling your pigtails to get you to come talk to me, birdboy

oh my god

[mrcreamsicles]

sorry i already pledged my hand to an alien when i was 13
but seriously
whats your problem
whats so bad about a bird person compared to frankensteins monster mark two younger and girlier edition

Sorry, Davesprite

[rubikscomplex]

gross
i hear aliens have cooties
i've also called her frankenstein's daughter
so cool your jets, kid
did i say there was anything wrong with you?

[mrcreamsicles]

yeah
i left him at the alter and ran off with a dog instead
you didnt say it but it was pretty clearly implied
what else was i supposed to get out of freakish genetic experiment
some stealth compliment from backwards land

cw: implied beastiality and underage sex???

[rubikscomplex]

way more wholesome, dogs
i hear we've got one here that can talk
i'm sure he'll be your hotdog if you'll be his bun

you were supposed to get that you look like a freakish genetic experiment
i wanna know what up with that

thanks House

[mrcreamsicles]

jesus no
were stopping that line of awful right there

first off there was a freakish genetic experiment part but that had to do with slime cloning babies into existence back before the bird thing was even close to happening
the bird thing is because of time travel and video game mechanics

ur welc 8')b

[rubikscomplex]

tell me more
tell me more
featherduster

[This is such indescribably bullshit. But he's mildly intrigued. In a horrified sort of way.]

[mrcreamsicles]

["Featherduster"? It doesn't bother him too much, but he does raise an eyebrow.]

so some friends and i played this game that coincided with the end of the world
the whole thing is predicated on a lot of stable time loops including the slime baby thing
they go back in time via meteor to land in the past and eventually become our present selves
its weird but whatever
but another part of the game is that each player has a title and a role
i was the time guy
and when my friend got himself killed by listening to a troll it split things off into an alternate timeline because it wasnt how stuff was supposed to go
if he died then it would have caused a lot of time paradoxes and uncompleted loops etc etc
and other stuff couldnt happen in the more mundane sense
so me and my sister played it out alone together for a while learning what we could and upping our skills and stuff
and eventually i hopped back in time to the point before my friend died and got him to stop being an idiot
then like
theres these things called sprites that serve as a guide for each player and if you prototype them they take on the form of the thing you put in them
mine already had a dead crow in it
and in my timeline i stuck something stupid in
so instead of subjecting my past self to that i jumped in
and thats why im an orange bird dude

[rubikscomplex]

that sounds like complete and utter bullshit

[But at least it has some mechanics, and it's not magic. That, House can appreciate a little more.]

cool

why the hell did you prototype your navi with a dead crow?
do you just have that crap lying around your house?

[mrcreamsicles]

yeah i know
but it happened
and no that was my server players fault
there was a dead crow on the roof and she felt bad for it so she dumped it in the kernel
the kernel is a thing that becomes the sprite btw
theres too many bullshit terms in this game so just trust me when i say im simplifying as much as i can

[rubikscomplex]

[He really, really, really hates this place and the fact that he has a harder time telling if people are fucking with him. This lines up with some of the things he's heard from Jade, though.]

was you server the chick with the puppy dog ears?

[mrcreamsicles]

[He knows Jade? Not entirely surprising when she's been here a few months.]

yeah
jade harley

[rubikscomplex]

good luck getting her away from brian
if you ever wanna travel with her as your little buddy, kid

[mrcreamsicles]

yeah no
thats not my goal there
dudes weird but whatever its not my business

[House couldn't be more off the mark.]

[rubikscomplex]

[Well, now. That's an interesting response. House goes to actually read through the conversations Davesprite has had so far on the Admin's intro post. And damn, he must have switched to private with Jade immediately.]

is she an ex?
the one before the alien, i mean

[mrcreamsicles]

[Damnit, House. He's just going to put his face into his palm over here.]

the alien thing was a joke about some conversation i maybe half remember when i countertrolled a dude who didnt have the first clue of how to troll properly
jade was after not before but this has nothing to do with it
thanks for prying btw really appreciate it

[rubikscomplex]

[Davesprite, why in god's name are you admitting to this? House is fine with it, but you're shooting yourself in the... snake tail here, kid.]

that's what i'm here for, buddy
so puppy-chan found a new beau and you're bummed?
if it makes you feel better
i'm pretty sure you're cuter

[mrcreamsicles]

[He's got the impression House would keep digging if he didn't say it. It's similar to why he showed him his face earlier—he didn't know he was the House he was warned about, but when he guessed so accurately about the snake tail bird thing, there wasn't much point denying what would inevitably come out anyway.]

oh my god no
it has nothing to do with romance
you dont know the first thing about it

[rubikscomplex]

you're from a different point in time
aren't you?

[Because if it's not romance, it's probably timeline shenanigans in this place.]

[mrcreamsicles]

dude

[Are you shitting him, House. How do you do that?]

[rubikscomplex]

bro

[He's been here a while, Davesprite. And also experienced the uncomfortable, mildly horrifying sensation that comes with having one of the people closest to you be from the wrong point in time.]

[mrcreamsicles]

its complicated
for a whole lot of reasons you wouldnt understand
and not really your business beyond that

[rubikscomplex]

"it's complicated" and "you wouldnt understand"
is teenager code for
"i wanna paint my walls black and angst
so i can feel cooler and mope without reproach"
i'm hip to your lingo

[mrcreamsicles]

you could barely wrap your head around why im a bird
just trust me on this

[He's not wrong, though.]