IC Contact (Snowblind)

[rubikscomplex]

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[mrcreamsicles]

yeah i know
but it happened
and no that was my server players fault
there was a dead crow on the roof and she felt bad for it so she dumped it in the kernel
the kernel is a thing that becomes the sprite btw
theres too many bullshit terms in this game so just trust me when i say im simplifying as much as i can

[rubikscomplex]

[He really, really, really hates this place and the fact that he has a harder time telling if people are fucking with him. This lines up with some of the things he's heard from Jade, though.]

was you server the chick with the puppy dog ears?

[mrcreamsicles]

[He knows Jade? Not entirely surprising when she's been here a few months.]

yeah
jade harley

[rubikscomplex]

good luck getting her away from brian
if you ever wanna travel with her as your little buddy, kid

[mrcreamsicles]

yeah no
thats not my goal there
dudes weird but whatever its not my business

[House couldn't be more off the mark.]

[rubikscomplex]

[Well, now. That's an interesting response. House goes to actually read through the conversations Davesprite has had so far on the Admin's intro post. And damn, he must have switched to private with Jade immediately.]

is she an ex?
the one before the alien, i mean

[mrcreamsicles]

[Damnit, House. He's just going to put his face into his palm over here.]

the alien thing was a joke about some conversation i maybe half remember when i countertrolled a dude who didnt have the first clue of how to troll properly
jade was after not before but this has nothing to do with it
thanks for prying btw really appreciate it

[rubikscomplex]

[Davesprite, why in god's name are you admitting to this? House is fine with it, but you're shooting yourself in the... snake tail here, kid.]

that's what i'm here for, buddy
so puppy-chan found a new beau and you're bummed?
if it makes you feel better
i'm pretty sure you're cuter

[mrcreamsicles]

[He's got the impression House would keep digging if he didn't say it. It's similar to why he showed him his face earlier—he didn't know he was the House he was warned about, but when he guessed so accurately about the snake tail bird thing, there wasn't much point denying what would inevitably come out anyway.]

oh my god no
it has nothing to do with romance
you dont know the first thing about it

[rubikscomplex]

you're from a different point in time
aren't you?

[Because if it's not romance, it's probably timeline shenanigans in this place.]

[mrcreamsicles]

dude

[Are you shitting him, House. How do you do that?]

[rubikscomplex]

bro

[He's been here a while, Davesprite. And also experienced the uncomfortable, mildly horrifying sensation that comes with having one of the people closest to you be from the wrong point in time.]

[mrcreamsicles]

its complicated
for a whole lot of reasons you wouldnt understand
and not really your business beyond that

[rubikscomplex]

"it's complicated" and "you wouldnt understand"
is teenager code for
"i wanna paint my walls black and angst
so i can feel cooler and mope without reproach"
i'm hip to your lingo

[mrcreamsicles]

you could barely wrap your head around why im a bird
just trust me on this

[He's not wrong, though.]

[rubikscomplex]

i said your explanation and life are bullshit
i didn't say i don't understand it

[mrcreamsicles]

if its bullshit then this is bullshit 3000
im on the turbo train to a vast bucket of hogwash
shooting through nonsense tunnels 10 miles long
if i even tried to get into it you would think im making something up to get around admitting my real problems and then keep teasing me about all the teenaged angst crawling in my radioactive nacho skin
which is not cue to tell me to try it anyway because im not getting into it with some trumped up jackass who likes to hassle people for personal details

[rubikscomplex]

"trumped up"?
wow
harsh much, dude?

[He also likes just messing with people. There's that, too.]

[mrcreamsicles]

just calling it like i see it

[rubikscomplex]

maybe get your sunglasses checked, then, corey hart

[mrcreamsicles]

dont hate
these are authentic memorabilia im wearing

[Or they were, before getting alchemized with his iPhone and turned orange through prototyping. Whatever.]

also theyre ironic

[rubikscomplex]

i stand corrected alanis morissette
why don't you tell me your personal definition of ironic?

[mrcreamsicles]

theyre a stupid accessory from a silly movie worn by a guy with a weird face
plus its night and im indoors in a house with no electricity
what part of me keeping them close like my hearts true love is not ironic
this is entry level shit here man

[rubikscomplex]

i wouldn't say your face is weird, kiddo
love yourself more

[mrcreamsicles]

im talking about ben stiller